December 2011
Lol I hate all of you.
the-ambitious-girl:
The-ambitious-girl
Golddigging bitches:
un-educated bitches:
Sluts Who Sleep with everyone:
bitches Who Cheat on Their faithful boyfriends:
Girls with Extremely fat asses:
16 & Pregnant:
true life
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
Steve Aoki Playlist! →
Guess who saw this awesome guy LIVE yesterday… Oh yeah it was me.
Watchlimitless-shit:
LMFAO.
what is wrong with people
When someone steps on the back of your shoes
Trying to converse with adults:
Me: Hi. Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE? HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS? DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE? DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS? YOU SHOULD GET A JOB. I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING. GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
