February 2011
Best quote
ohlalajessica:
“Ah, well prepare to put mustard on those words for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark egg on your face. I sort of forgot what I was talking about.”
That awkward moment when you don't know how to...
alyaae:
How James Franco found out about his Golden Globe...
MEREDITH VIERA: So how did you find out about your nomination?
JAMES FRANCO: Barry at Fox Searchlight texted me. He's my text message friend, we send each other photos of fat animals.
VIERA: Okay...
That awkward moment
drowninginsound:
That awkward moment when you’re sitting in class thinking inappropriate thoughts, but you stop because you know someone, somewhere, can hear your thoughts.
FUCK.
not even in class, just everywhere.
everywhere that is not the internet.
January 2011
When you're home alone and you can do whatever the...
holl0wcrown:
The awkward moment when you think you're doing...
It's not the same...
embracemyinsanity:
Girls say “Suck my dick” everyone’s like
Dudes say “Lick my pussy” everyone’s like
Partying with my friend:
itskimtranmotherfuckers:
Expectations:
Reality:
Submitted by vulnerablehappy-ness
When people tell me i'm weird.
darlieecious:
I really hate the mall.
erickalovesyouuu:
asdfghjulie-:
standbymejuliette:
All the rich girls strutting with their shopping bags like:
All the stoner guys hogging the benches looking like:
All the ghetto girls talking loud like:
All the mean girls staring down everyone else like:
All the pervy old men are staring at you like:
And then there’s me.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA ! I JUST HAD TO REBLOG...
I'm not a morning person
passloveon:
When my family wakes up they’re all:
When I wake up I’m like:
when parents ask you ...
kellyscherber:
stephmiranda:
“hey , did you get home safely”
“no i died like four times”
